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Real conservatives know freedom means everyone must live exactly like we say • Lower taxes for the rich, higher moral standards for the poor, balanced budget achieved! • We hate socialism unless it's corporate bailouts, farm subsidies, or defense contracts • Traditional family values: divorce rates high, birth rates low, but at least we're yelling about it • Election integrity matters, unless our guy loses, then it's rigged and we peacefully storm the Capitol • We stand for limited government, as long as it bans everything we dislike • Real conservatives know freedom means everyone must live exactly like we say • Lower taxes for the rich, higher moral standards for the poor, balanced budget achieved! • We hate socialism unless it's corporate bailouts, farm subsidies, or defense contracts • Traditional family values: divorce rates high, birth rates low, but at least we're yelling about it • Election integrity matters, unless our guy loses, then it's rigged and we peacefully storm the Capitol • We stand for limited government, as long as it bans everything we dislike •

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